-> Wall phone: A wall phone with message machine from sometime in the mid-nineties. The previous owner must have had a habit of twisting the cord, as it's very bent out of shape. -> Clip-on Bowtie: It's nice and fancy looking and good for when you don't have time to fuss with the real thing. -> A horrific candy-patterned suit. -> TWO pairs of sumo wrestler egg cups. -> A pair of aviator shades that were apparently made for someone with three eyes. The lens tint can be changed to whatever you want. -> En Point: Point shoes, for dancing lightly on the very tips of your toes and not really much else. -> Stress Ball: A bouncy tennis ball that ricochets violently off every surface it touches and once it gets going, it's very hard to stop. Just holding this thing makes you feel intensely stressed out.
JUNE 2018
-> Clip-on Bowtie: It's nice and fancy looking and good for when you don't have time to fuss with the real thing.
-> A horrific candy-patterned suit.
-> TWO pairs of sumo wrestler egg cups.
-> A pair of aviator shades that were apparently made for someone with three eyes. The lens tint can be changed to whatever you want.
-> En Point: Point shoes, for dancing lightly on the very tips of your toes and not really much else.
-> Stress Ball: A bouncy tennis ball that ricochets violently off every surface it touches and once it gets going, it's very hard to stop. Just holding this thing makes you feel intensely stressed out.